Haiku For a Lost Part of My Soul

I lost my cell phone
On Obourne on Saturday
Please Someone Kill Me

Seriously, I don't know what to do with my life.
What the hell am I going to tell the rents once they return from Hawaii?
But sneeriously, chillin', this thing is an extension of my being. I keep on wanting to check the time, or set the alarm, or text some stupid thought to my BFFs, or make plans for lunch but I CAN'T. Ugh. Fuckmylifefuckmylifefuckmylife.

.....BABY J IN HEAVEN PLEASE RETURN MY CHILD TO ME.