WE JUST LOVE HALLOWEEN

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You're constipated. In your fucking soul. I think there is a great, humongous wad of poop up your soul's ass.

Recently I watched "The Brothers Bloom" and I was so pleased with it. It was really cute and the dialogue was amazing (see title).
One of my favorite things about the movie was Bang Bang. She's a mute girl (except for when she sings karaoke) who likes to blow stuff up, especially barbies. She is a total bad ass and her wardrobe was really good.





To be honest, this doesn't really do her justice. Basically I just want to stop speaking and start blowing shit up.

Andrew owes a retrospective $1 mil

So I really like money. I really like to go out. Essentially, most of spending money I make goes to going out. Not only drinks, cabs, etc but clothes and make up to sport on a night out. I think we all know what this is about.

Instead of foolishly throwing away money on going out, some really savy and respectable celebrities have been charging. Heidi

Montag didn't go to her sisters birthday party because she wasn't paid, and Lindsay Lohan made $70 000 to have her birthday party at some club. Now, Emma and I are essentially the greatest people. So now is your chance to take part in a really good deal!

2 Party Girls for the Price of 1!!

We are reasonably less washed up looking then Lindsay Lohan.

We charge only $25 000 for us to show up and party with you!

For this you get one irresponsible,

annoying, loud and obnoxious bundle of chaos and one wise-cracking smart ass who knows how to bust a move.

And we bring our own alcohol.

We also have this coupon for our customers:

See you on the paid party circuit!

I wish my father cared this much

Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful angel and a sweet tempered ingenue who knows how to have a good time. However, her look has changed a lot over years. Emma and I disagree on when Lindsay Lohan was her best looking. Emma thinks she peaked as a chubby creepy ginger kid in "Mean Girls" or the lipstick-on-a-pig look in "Just My Luck" but I like her post-anorexia glam when she's just a little coked out in "Bobby" and with bigger boobs and a little more drug enhanced in "Georgia Rule".

Fat Ginger:

Gorgeous, Slender, Beautiful, Perfect etc:

What do you guys think?

Yeah, we still use msn. SO WHAT?

and it goes a little something like this:

emma says:
WHY ARE YOU RETARDED
emma says:
WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH A RETARDED PERSON
Katina says:
LOL
emma says:
WHERE DID I GO WRONG
Katina says:
That actally made me laugh out loud
Katina says:
baahahahaha
emma says:
GOOD

Still Wrestling with Plato

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Odd Study Habits

K GUYS WE'RE BACK.

Basically, this summer we were ooooot & aboooot. Now that we're slaves to the computer doing the daily grind that is University, we will have motivation to blog (procrastinating from studying)

. My study habits are super weird. Blogging is a very prominent one, but that's not the only one.

For one thing, you all need to get Toadys. It is a widget that compliments you how ever often you set it to. So far today it has told me that I should be president, that it agrees with me and that it were human it would marry me. This kind of positive reinforcement really motivates me to keep going.

Also, I have a bunch of weird studying mixes. The one I've been turning to most recently is my Disney one. I use Hercules to get me pumped for Plato!

Expect more of this bullshit, Lovers.

We're Comin' Back